Fort McGetaway Tank

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Dream big and dress ironically with this blue tank that screams "Fort McMurray: where the palm trees sway and the beaches glisten!" (Spoiler: they don’t, but nobody else has to know.) Featuring a tropical palm tree design, this shirt is perfect for confusing strangers into thinking your snowy hometown is a hidden Caribbean gem. Made with super-soft cotton, it’s the ultimate conversation starter—or getaway plan decoy. Wear it, and let Fort McMurray be the hottest destination no one saw coming.

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Athletic Heather is 85% cotton, 15% viscose
• Charcoal Heather is 60% polyester, 40% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.5 oz/yd² (186.48 g/m²)
• Soft-washed and tight-knit mid/heavyweight material
• Relaxed fit
• Extra soft surface
• Sleeveless drop arm
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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Dream big and dress ironically with this blue tank that screams "Fort McMurray: where the palm trees sway and the beaches glisten!" (Spoiler: they don’t, but nobody else has to know.) Featuring a tropical palm tree design, this shirt is perfect for confusing strangers into thinking your snowy hometown is a hidden Caribbean gem. Made with super-soft cotton, it’s the ultimate conversation starter—or getaway plan decoy. Wear it, and let Fort McMurray be the hottest destination no one saw coming.

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Athletic Heather is 85% cotton, 15% viscose
• Charcoal Heather is 60% polyester, 40% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.5 oz/yd² (186.48 g/m²)
• Soft-washed and tight-knit mid/heavyweight material
• Relaxed fit
• Extra soft surface
• Sleeveless drop arm
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Dream big and dress ironically with this blue tank that screams "Fort McMurray: where the palm trees sway and the beaches glisten!" (Spoiler: they don’t, but nobody else has to know.) Featuring a tropical palm tree design, this shirt is perfect for confusing strangers into thinking your snowy hometown is a hidden Caribbean gem. Made with super-soft cotton, it’s the ultimate conversation starter—or getaway plan decoy. Wear it, and let Fort McMurray be the hottest destination no one saw coming.

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Athletic Heather is 85% cotton, 15% viscose
• Charcoal Heather is 60% polyester, 40% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.5 oz/yd² (186.48 g/m²)
• Soft-washed and tight-knit mid/heavyweight material
• Relaxed fit
• Extra soft surface
• Sleeveless drop arm
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!